"...Just like frogs out a crummy bucket, Mama Sharp dropped her three young 'spring at the Dodge City Aqua Slide"

"...Birds ain't got tongues, they ain't like snakes going Sss, Sss, Sss."

"...Eaten beget eating beget eatin'."

"...Danny says I'm the moose and he's the hunt."

"...."Mom?" Jeanne asked when she heard her mother's voice. "We're stuck."

"....both son and father had gorgeous eyes that looked like raisins out of a small red box to Cindy."

"....Sammy knew nothing of the library but applied for the job of library shelver nonetheless."

"....you think crazy people know their crazy? That's why they're crazy."

"....Your smile is about the dumbest thing I've seen and I want you to go from non-smile to smile like tick-tock, tick-tock." (Mp3 of Dave reading LETTER TO BETTY J)

"....Peter Piper may have his brine, but sweet Martha gave me mine."

"....Mummy says we're all part of the European Will."

"....Peter Gunn was losing weight, felt 20 years younger, and spent the majority of the day on the toilet. Would his own children not see the GNC light as well?"

"....Sunshine was sitting on the floor in front of the television when I walked in. Coloring books and crayons surrounded her body, as well as Polaroids of Jon asleep. She's 24 years old."

"....Nobody was home so Jeanne went to her room and cleaned her father's camera with the sock she had used the night before."

"....If he weren't a homeless son of a bitch like he is, people would still think he was a loon."

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